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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(via emmatheorphansavior)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via ruinedchildhood)

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

(via niki-van-awesome)

grandxeur:

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

(Source: af-fluent, via ruinedchildhood)

levianity:

shakespearesiphone:

yep that’s exactly how it went

I’m a piece of shit

"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I

bro

(via emmatheorphansavior)

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.


Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

wilwheaton:

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

Pretty sure that Jesus was also the first person to say, “don’t be a dick.”

(Source: worshipyeezus)